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10/31/2005

These are actual conversations I've had with my father.

Now here's an actual conversation I had last week in an elevator:

Me: (IN AN ELEVATOR) Life in an eleva-tor, singin' a song while I'm goin' dooowwowwowwnnnnn-uh!

(An older man gets on. Maybe he's 70.)

Older man: Hello.

Me: Good afternoon

Older man: Is it? I guess it is.

Me: It is. And it's almost the weekend.

Older man: That's right! It is.

Me: Yep.

Older man: All right ... WICKED!

There are 70-year-old men who say "Wicked"? Do they have a life-time club? Do they thrash and get gnarly? Oh, how rad!
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Did you like "Shawn of the Dead" but hate how the living and the zombies didn't get along?

Well, come see the two-man play, acted out here by The Male Part of the Lovely Couple and my friend Jared, "Shawn of the Dead Redux: The Smilinging". It's more hugs!
Premise BAD! Movie based on flawed assumptions of audience's reaction to original script! Movie fail!
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10/25/2005

Look! It's my very first professional business card!
And, yes, those black bars are really on the card.

I wanted people to know my name and my importance, but not how to get in touch with me.

That just leads to complications.
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10/23/2005

Here are my drawings from a game of Pictionary with my friend Jared.

As you can see, I am a horrible artist. That monkey? Dude didn't know it was a monkey until I wrote "monkey" next to it.

Technically, that's cheating in Pictionary.
So, that's why I prefer using Microsoft paint ...
And pumpkins.
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10/16/2005

How to use your free you're welcome card.

1) Receive a thank you card.
2) Print out your free card.
3 ) Fold it. You know how to fold it.

It's that easy.

Don't let others have the last word in generous deeds.
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