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9/09/2005

I GOT A NEW JOB! I GOT A NEW JOB!

I GET TO USE MY DEGREE!

GOODBYE, RUBBERHEAD FACTORY!

I am gonna get out
Of this rubber-headed land.
I should have run away long ago
But the benefits were too good, man.

You know you couldn't hold me forever,
Crumble Cheeks and Wig Wolf, too.
I'm not a caveman with a head of rubber.
This boy's too learned to be stuck here with yoooooou.

So, goodbye, Rubberhead factory,
Where the brains of society rot.
You can't keep wearing me down
With your e-mails about paper towels and what-not.

Off to a future of thinking
.
And using your brain before you speak.
Oh, I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the Rubberhead Fac-toryyyyyyyyy.
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