On Daddies

Me: (Seeing something about "Daddy" on T.V.) Oh, she just wants her Daddy.

R. Girl: What about a Daddy?

Me: You need a Daddy, you bad lil' girl.

R. Girl: Ooooo!

Me: Speaking of Dads, how are your parents doing?

R. Girl: OK, that's an awkward change of topics.

On Eminem

Me: Remember when Eminem was new and dangerous? It was like "Hey, this dude's a little crazy and he's hanging out with Dr. Dre". Now it's like "Man, he's a little wrinkly and hanging out with puppets".
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