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8/26/2005

"Intelligent Math": Everything beyond 6th grade addin' and dividin' is just too complicated. God knows the quadratic equation so I don't have to.

"Intelligent Commuting": I don't understand how all the gears and internal combustions work in my car. It's too complicated. I'm going to go wait on the corner for an angel to pick me up and fly me to work.

"Intelligent Humping": The naughty parts on a girl are too complicated. Too many folds and nubbin's and what-have-ya'. I'm going to just go make a sandwich.
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Something for my Western North Carolina peeps: Have you noticed what's behind my head in the "I Wonder" title picture? That's the exit sign for Bat Cave off of Hwy 64.
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