Evil Brent's List of Things To Do

1.)Don't return my Mom's phone calls.

2.) Put a cage in the fridge. Don't give key to cat. If cat gets key, don't teach cat how to use key.

3.) Make sure that cat isn't touching my stuff (This includes stuff in fridge. {SEE: Item #2}).

4.) Vote Republican

5.) Prank calls. ("Do you have men in cans? No? You should. They are good for business." Talk to people about long distance phone calls while they try to eat dinner.)

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