If the news is just giving you a song and dance, you might as well enjoy it. Right?

Case in point:

What's the name of the missing, rich, white girl in Aruba?

How many of our soldiers died on Sunday?

The answers? Why do you give a fuck and eight.
"Say," I said last night, "What if I made you walk behind me and wear one of those covers over your face?"

"Then I'd kick you in the balls and leave you," R. Girl said.

"Couldn't you just leave me?"

"Nope. In fact, if I ever leave you for any reason, I'm going to kick you in the balls first."

"Man, that's harsh."

"Now you've got a damned good reason to stay with me."

"I sure do."
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