|

5/11/2005


The thing is, she really IS blind. But then, why is she holding a book like she's reading it? Peer pressure, maybe? I blame society.

Away from the ailments of others ...

R. Girl and I have become fans of that "Nanny 911" show. I'm fond of Nanny Deb. She's the asexual Mary Poppins.

There's always the montage scene where the nanny's coming into town to solve the problems of a problem-ridden family. She's walking through the streets of their specific town and everyone's shaking their heads like "A nanny? This ain't normal."

After that there's the big meeting between the moms and the nanny. The other night all three nannies went to help a family of 23 kids.

Here's what happened when the nannies met the mom.

Mom: Hellooooooooooo-

Nanny Deb: Hellooooooooooo-

Nanny Stella: Hellooooooooooooooooooooooo-

Nanny Yvonne: Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-

Mom: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Deb: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Stella: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Yvonne: ooooooooooooooooo.

The freakin' hellos went on for like 8 minutes.

Why do women always do that when they meet? The "Long Hello"? Is it some test you give each other? Whoever says "Hello" the longest and at the most awkward pitch is the Alpha Chick?

Man, if I was a babe I'd totally have the longest "Hello". I'd dominate, like I do with dudes and thumb wrestling.
Weblog Commenting and Trackback by HaloScan.com