This poor woman is the soul of America.

She is tarnished and uglied by the advertising campaigns that push Ashlee Simpson, trucker hats and eyeliner.

Rise up Sally Flatchests and Molly Mascaras of the world! Turn off your television. March in the ugly masses that are you. Crush every mirror passed on your way to MTv headquarters and the executive boards of Maybeline.

Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's revolution time.

Update: Here's a t-shirt just for the ladies. Let those Madison Ave. bulimia-causers know you're on to their mind games.
Violent Stick People
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