I drive past a car repair shop on my way to work that has a sign that honestly says "NOW HIRING. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY!"
The exclamation point lets you know they're serious about any fooling around during the application process.

"So, what skills do you have that might help you out at this job?"

"Well, I can ... JUGGLE!"

In the past their sign has said things like "ALL BRAKEZ AND TIREZ ON SALE NOW!" or "WHEN YOUR CAR MAKES FUNNY NOISES THAT'S BAD!"

Violent Stick People
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