A friend of ours fell off of one of those giant old-timey bicycles and shattered his elbow.

I used to think "How did people ride those without falling and shattering useful bones?".
I guess they didn't.

This weekend, R. Girl and I tried to find a card that would rightfully express our combination of heartfelt sympathy and amazement of his injury of the past.

Every "Get Well" card we looked at either said "From a Weeping Husband Looking Over His Wife's Catatonic Body" or "Jesus Has a Band-Aid For Your Ouchie".

There are no cards out there that say, "Man, that's insane how you hurt yourself!".

(Thanks to those of you who have bought a Violent Stick People book.)
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