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12/20/2004


On the way into work this morning a hand came out of the driver's window of the car in front of me.
I'm sorry, it was a hook. A hook where a hand should be.
The person just held their hook pointed at the sky.

"Holy balls, are they trying to scare me? They are succeeding!"

The hook stayed raised.

"This is insanity!"

And then .... the car made a right hand turn. Their blinker bulb was out.

"Of all the people that should get those bulbs replaced quickly ... Hey! White Zombie! I am the chainsaw monster with things and things and claws and skeletons heads! Yeah! More human than Half Man! More human than Half Man!"
Violent Stick People
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