I got a raise today. As soon as 4:30 hits I'm going to go buy a solid black Harley, Batman's cape and Super Sized Coke.

They don't make Super Sized Cokes anymore, you say?

They do if your the Mayor of Money Town and have your office located on Cha-Ching Avenue.

(Pssst! If you want to be like some of the gladly hip people I know and give kickass X-Mas gifts you could always get them Hamburgarr shirts or Weepy Skeleton mugs! Or maybe something just for yourself?)

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