The truth is scary.

Reporter: You're not going to Athens this week, are you?

Your President: Athens, Texas?

Reporter: Nope, the Olympics, in Greece.

"Hey, nice pants!"

"Thanks, Mr. President."

"Where'd you get them?"

"The Gap."

"The Gap, Texas?"

"No, The Gap at the mall."

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