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3/23/2004

A conversation (circa. 2001).
Kyle: (looking at meat grilling) Man, look at that. That was alive once.
Me: Don't be too sad for the cows, dude. If it weren't for us, the cows would not be alive in today's world. What purpose would a cow serve besides for food?
Kyle: Then what purpose do we serve?
Me: To eat the fucking cow!

Two signs I saw whilst on my lunch break.
"MOTORCYCLES USE EXTREME CAUTION" (on a wide open road)
"Caution: CARS PARKING" (In a PARKING garage. "Is this where I park my squirrel?")
Manufacture paranoia.
Sell more Subarus, safety scissors and wars.
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